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Friday, June 18, 2021
Ranking "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" Seasons
Tuesday, June 1, 2021
Ranking "The Real Housewives of Dallas" Seasons
If I am going to rank each Real Housewives franchise one by one, then I may as well bite the bullet, and just get The Real Housewives of Dallas out of the way. Many fans consider this franchise to be the most futile out of the current cities, and I would not disagree with them. Most of the cast is forgettable and mediocre at best, so I cannot blame the fans that say this. Though this series has not produced many iconic moments in its five season run, this is not to say that all five seasons are bad. I actually like a couple of them. In this blog, like my RHONJ ranking, I will rank the five seasons from worst to best. If you disagree (or do not care), leave a comment. Let's do it.
5. Season 1
Ugh. That is really the best of my vocabulary that I can give to define this season. It really is just bad. Honestly, I would have scrapped half the cast after this first season because most of them did not deliver any form of entertainment. Leeanne carried the season on her back. She threatens to kill friend of the housewives, Marie, in a jarring, yet hysterically ridiculous tone that made viewers understand just how ridiculous of a person Leeanne is. Yes, this sounds psychotic, but it let the audience know that not everyone on the cast was going to be dead weight. Brandi and Stephanie proved to be bottomless pits of waste with their fart jokes and poop humor that screamed "peaked at high school." At least I learned that Natalie Bolton from Survivor: Micronesia had a sister that was on season one of RHOD. That was fun to discover, I guess.
This season is just so insignificant to the Housewives franchise, and it is definitely one of my least favorite seasons of reality television ever. I should have just taken a 10-hour nap rather than put myself through so much agony watching it. Let's just move on because this season is not worth any more of my time.
4. Season 5
Season 5, the most recent season of the show, started off strong with the introduction of Dr. Tiffany Moon to the cast. She quickly called out Brandi's racism that she displayed in a leaked video. The dynamics were interesting for the first six episodes or so; however, the season soon nosedived into a ball of worthlessness. There was no direction and no driving storyline that could keep this season afloat. Those plights mixed with the unlikability and the implicit (and sometimes explicit) racism of the cast towards Tiffany were just hard to watch, especially Kameron's.
After the airing of the final part of the reunion, Kameron and her entire family made ignorant comments towards Asian people that were aimed to harm Tiffany. There is a line on these shows, and Kameron stepped over it numerous times to where I believe she should be fired (along with Brandi and Stephanie). The situation just completely summarized the overall tone of the season, and it just is not a positive tone in the slightest. The first six episodes save this season from being the worst-ranked. Moving on.
3. Season 4
This season was the final season for breakout star Leeanne Locken. Though Leeanne provided viewers with most of the RHOD's "memorable" moments, she overstepped her boundaries this season by using derogatory comments towards Kary's race. Yes, another racism scandal took place way before season 5's shenanigans, exhibiting the type of women you will unfortunately discover on this show.
Season 4 is another subpar season of the show. The first half is decent, but it is impossible to rally behind once Leeanne makes her racist statements. However, there are endearing scenes in the first half of the season that keep this season above season 5. Kary and D'Andra poking fun at Leeanne's L'Infinity dress was funny, and Leeanne's wedding was a colossal trainwreck. (5 hours between the ceremony and reception, anyone?) Other than those two moments, the season flatlined and became another mediocre addition to the RHOD franchise. Now let's get to some actual great seasons of this series.2. Season 2
RHOD's sophomore season is a vast improvement over its predecessor. The season adds two fresh faces to the group in D'Andra and Kameron. Though Kameron has revealed herself to be a truly despicable human being recently, she really did make her mark on her debut season. She started a feud with Brandi over a sex toy. So silly yet entertaining as hell. This season is also D'Andra's first season where her famous mother, Mama Dee, is introduced. Their relationship issues have played out ever since this season, and they have yet to become hackneyed.
Probably the most iconic moment from the entire franchise occurs in this season when Leeanne smashes a glass out of anger. It really clued in audiences to how insane Leeanne truly was. Also, Leeanne spreading a rumor about Cary's husband through her microphone is quite memorable and has become a very quotable Housewives' line. This season along with the best season of the show are very underrated seasons that should receive more appreciation due to so much happening in both. What season finished as the best? Scroll down to see!
1. Season 3
By far RHOD's best season is season 3. It's truly a hidden gem of a season. Yes, it's a poorly rated and highly disregarded franchise, but season 3 is a season that I implore you to watch if you have not already done so. I think this season is the peak in terms of casting and storylines. It was also the final full-time season for Cary Deuber, the all-star bone collector. Her pot stirring set off ludicrous amounts of drama.
Memorable moments of the season include Kameron and D'Andra fighting in Copenhagen where Kameron refuses to get on an elevator with D'Andra. Whoever edited and produced that episode need Emmys immediately. Another great storyline was when Leeanne accuses D'Andra of being an alcoholic due to befriending Brandi who likes to drink. It presented a shift in the cast dynamics as D'Andra was Leeanne's best friend up until around that time. The season finale gives us one of Leeanne's most unhinged scenes ever where she almost gets physical with Brandi while hissing at her. As if we needed to be any more perturbed by Leeanne. The season is just overall bonkers, and I truly believe it is one of the best seasons of Housewives ever. If you disagree with me, argue with the wall.
Thank you for reading my rankings of The Real Housewives of Dallas seasons. Let me know what you think in the comments! Be kind to one another! Have a great day!
Monday, May 24, 2021
Ranking "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" Seasons
11. Season 6
I mean, really? If you do not think that this is the worst season of RHONJ, then we need to have a serious discussion. Not only is this the worst season of RHONJ, but it's one of the worst seasons across the entire franchise. From an unlikable and almost too trashy cast to forgettable storylines, this season was a train wreck that you almost always wanted to look away from and did. The Marcheses are awful and unbearable right from the first scene you meet them. Also, they treated their son like scum after the show once he came out to them, so that taints my view of them even more. Teresa was completely checked out of this season, and rightfully so since she would be going to prison soon after. The twins were attention hogs, and the audience could not distinguish the two. Dina Manzo makes her return after a three-season hiatus, only for her to quit once again at the reunion. The whole season was just a mess, and many fans just wanted the show to be cancelled due to how abysmal the season was. Next case.
10. Season 3
This season was decent. That is all I can say about it. The premiere episode with the Gorga's christening was one of the most explosive events across all Housewives cities. It encapsulates why I love reality television. I did like the introduction of the Giudice vs. Gorga feud, but they were mostly in a standoff the entire season. They did not really fight too much. They only threw passive aggressive digs at each other. Teresa's disdain of sprinkle cookies entered Housewives lore which is pretty hilarious.
I think this season was the worst in terms of the Giudice/Gorga story arc as it lasted another two seasons after this. This is definitely not a bad season, but it's not groundbreaking either. Moving on.
9. Season 5
This season concludes the Giudice/Gorga feud. I think I rate this season above season three because there is a satisfying ending to all of the chaos and confusion that the two families put each other through. Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga finally get into a physical altercation after three seasons of gibes and threats towards one another, which became a classic scene in RHONJ. This was also the final season for Caroline Manzo, and I think she went out in a pleasurable way as she was an impetus for the two families forgiving each other. I was just really excited that the feud between the two parties ended because the storyline was beginning to be really tiring to myself and the audiences as well. It was a decent season overall. Let's get to the next season.
8. Season 7
Season 7 is known as a transitional season between the two RHONJ eras. The season begins with Teresa's release from prison, giving us one of the most emotional scenes of the series when she reunites with her daughters. Another iconic scene is when Teresa indirectly fires her cousins from the show by refusing to interact with them anymore. It was so satisfying to see those two get their comeuppance. Jacqueline Laurita also makes her return this season as a slightly more unhinged version of herself. Ok. More like a lot more unhinged. The season suffers from the two newbies, Dolores and Siggy, trying to play peacemakers rather than getting involved in the drama. However, when there was drama, it was dynamic and explosive. Thankfully the succeeding season brought the viewers into a new era for the franchise.
7. Season 1
The season that started it all places at the seventh best season of the show. Season 1 is definitely one of the best freshman seasons of all the Housewives shows. Even if you are not familiar with these reality shows, everyone has seen the gif of Teresa flipping over the table. It is a pop culture moment for the ages.
Though the drama was not anything too volatile, Danielle Staub's disdain for fellow housewife Dina Manzo is hilariously entertaining. The season exposes us to Staub's tumultuous past as someone who was ensnared in a kidnapping crime, revealing the darkness that some of women have in their personal lives. I was actually on Staub's side during most of the season due to my belief that the other women were ganging up on her; however, the revelation of Danielle trying to have Dina's child taken away from her was quite below the belt, even if fascinating.
6. Season 11
The most recently aired season of RHONJ ranks right in the middle of all the seasons. What I have noticed about this season is that it was a very polarizing watch. Some fans were smitten with it while other fans loathed it. I personally really enjoyed it. I think the Jersey Shore dinner from hell episode is one of the best episodes of all time. Everyone (except Dolores) got involved in the drama that episode, and it was mesmerizing as a Housewives fan. The second half did not include that many energetic fights; however, I still admired the group dynamics that the women showed. I was enamored with the way in which the women's personal storylines affected the group drama. We do not really see that too much anymore on these shows, so it was nice to see these personal stories play a prominent part in group settings. I believe that Season 11 will age better in the long run because it really was a tremendously intriguing season of the series.
5. Season 4
Season 4 is like The Empire Strikes Back of the Giudice/Gorga feud trilogy. It's the second installment, and it runs circles around its predecessor in terms of quality. The drama ramps up when compared to the previous season. Teresa and Melissa almost get physical with each other. Caroline and Jacqueline turn against Teresa. Teresa is accused of starting a rumor that Melissa was a stripper in her past, leading to one of the most intense reunions of all time as Teresa takes on her other four castmates by herself. Not to mention that the Napa Valley trip is all kinds of wacky. Season 4 is exceptional, and it solidified my love for this particular franchise.
4. Season 10
This season marks the final appearance of Danielle Staub as a friend of the housewives. Season 10 is a continuation of the carnage that the women left at the end of season 9. Danielle and Margaret continue their heated rivalry leading to one of the most iconic moments in reality television history when Danielle pulls Margaret's hair and drags her for several seconds. This altercation leads to the shocking, yet believable revelation that Teresa was the one behind Danielle pulling Margaret's hair as the fourth wall is broken due to Teresa being mad at production for using the footage to "expose" her. The Housewives franchise never used this technique in terms of storytelling before, so it was incredibly jarring to see them do this. Also, Jennifer continues her shenanigans of messing with the other women for the hell of it which is always commendable on a reality show. Season 10 is a brilliant chapter in the new RHONJ age.
3. Season 9
Three words come to mind when season 9 is brought up. The Cabo Dinner. Who can forget Margaret throwing wine at Danielle for talking about her children? Who can forget Danielle then trying to kill Margaret with a wine glass? It is such a masterpiece of a train wreck. Season 9 saw the two strong additions of Jackie and Jennifer who were at each other's throats due to Jackie writing a commentary on Jennifer spoiling her children. Also, we finally witness Teresa attain a new enemy in Jackie as she hits Teresa's nerves of talking about her ex-husband. There are just so many iconic feuds and fights in this season that makes it so spectacular. Jackie and Jennifer really breathed fresh air into the franchise.
2. Season 8
Though Siggy Flicker turned out to be a piece of you-know-what in real life due to her spewing false conspiracies, she managed to be a catalyst for the majority of the drama in this season. In season 7, she tried to be peacemaker, only to transform into a total monster during this season over not being included in a trivial event. (That's all I wanted!!!! Anyone?) She was totally unhinged, and it made for excellent television, even if she did get grating after awhile. Danielle Staub also made her grand return in this season, and she did not waste any time getting the mess started. One of her most iconic moments on the show is having a temper tantrum due to Siggy calling her out of her name to which Danielle then throws multiple wine glasses in a restaurant in Italy. We also witness the Posche fashion show debacle where Teresa famously makes up her own acronym for Posche. Margaret also makes her RHONJ debut by immediately developing a feud with Siggy. Dolores finally pulls her weight on the cast by calling Danielle a "scumbag." There is not a single filler episode in this season, and it cemented the new age of RHONJ as being bright.
1. Season 2
Without a doubt, season 2 is the best season of not only RHONJ but all of the Housewives shows. Danielle Staub continues her wrath and delusions from season 1 and ups the antics to a 100. Though the other four women barely interact with Danielle throughout the season, the times in which they do are compelling and historic reality television moments. Teresa and Jacqueline chase Danielle through a restaurant when they encounter her to where Jacqueline's daughter then pulls Danielle's hair. Danielle makes fan-favorite housewife Dina quit the show due to Danielle's delusions of Dina being out to get her. We witness the deluded Kim G. play both sides between the women, showing up at Jacqueline's house multiple times much to Jacqueline's annoyance. Danielle hires bodyguards to follow her wherever she goes for the majority of the season, showcasing how criminally insane she is. Finally, the finale features a mafia styled sit down between the highly sanctimonious Caroline and the deranged Danielle, giving social media the famous "You're a clown" gif. This season is the pinnacle of reality television due to the fantastic casting, wonderful production, and shocking moments. The Real Housewives franchise will never be this raw and berserk ever again which makes this season even more special than it already is
Thank you for reading my ranking of the RHONJ seasons. It is always great to escape from real life by watching people make complete buffoons of themselves on television for our viewing pleasures. I will be making other rankings for the other series, so stay tuned for those rankings! Have a great rest of your day, and be kind to one another out there!
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Top 10 Best TV Episodes of 2020
Woah. What a year. Actually...pardon my words. What a terrible year. Though this year was doomed from the start, at least television kept our minds off of the hardships and turmoil this year put us through. If I am being honest though, I did not get around to watching as much "quality" television this year due to my trashy reality television binge. However, I did see a good chunk of shows to make a list of what I perceive to be the top ten best television episodes of 2020. I made a list last year and was interested to see what made my list. I will not rank these episodes from best to worst as the themes of these shows just may not correlate with others, so it would be unfair to rank them. Spoilers ahead!!!
Honorable mention: Solar Opposites - "Terry and Korvo Steal a Bear"
I have to give a quick shoutout to Solar Opposites. The show may not have been the best thing that has happened since sliced bread, but I did have a love for the debut season. The episode goes into the world of the humans who were shrunk down by Yumyulack and Jesse as they fight a civil war in their new society. For a comedy, this episode actually was extremely emotional. The episode deviates from the main story to explore a different narrative, and it works. Through twists and turns, this episode was hands down my favorite episode of the first season, and I really hope they do a sequel to this episode.
1. Curb Your Enthusiasm - "Happy New Year"
Curb remains one of my favorite comedies and for good reason. This whole past season was simply incredible. Particularly, the first episode was amazing from beginning to end. Larry David uses his great timing and comedic relief to wear a MAGA hat to keep people from bothering him. The episode also sets up the sexual harrassment storyline, creating a hilarious yet semi-respectful take on the troubling times in current-day Hollywood. The politics are not overbearing as they present just the right amount for people not to get angry or bothered by it, showing the ingenuity of Larry David.2. Survivor - "War is Not Pretty"
In a season full of false hopes and disappointing outcomes comes an episode that even had me on the edge of my seat. Winners at War, the latest season to have aired, was a huge flop in my eyes. The season was not completely terrible, but it did not meet my expectations in the slightest as fan-favorites were voted out early in rapid succession. Though I have negative thoughts on this season, "War is Not Pretty" is hands down one of the best episodes of Survivor. Adam was one of the players I detested on this season (though I enjoy him in real life), so for his downfall to be so glorious to watch made up to an extent some of the frustrations I had about this season. Production sets him up this whole episode to look victorious only for him to completely fumble minutes before he is voted out as he thinks he can be saved at tribal council in a twist that has never been done before. My family was laughing hysterically when he thought Jeff's podium was a hidden immunity idol. Adam, thank you for giving me a laugh during the beginning of the pandemic.3. The Queen's Gambit - "Openings"
Though I do not know how to play chess nor will I ever learn to play chess (I just don't care), The Queen's Gambit was a surprise for me. Immediately, I got attached to Beth Harmon as her tragic childhood is slowly revealed. "Openings" is an amazing premiere that allows the viewers to see how Beth becomes interested in the game of chess. Her ambition mixed with the start of her drug addiction at such a young age complicates your feelings on the events of the story, but nonetheless, "Openings" makes you want to learn how Beth Harmon goes from a novice chess player to an expert level in the span of only a short time.
4. The Crown - "Terra Nullius"
This season of The Crown took a slightly different approach in storytelling as the royal family we have been following for three seasons took a back seat in terms of amount in screen time, and the new characters of Princess Diana and Margaret Thatcher became big focuses instead. "Terra Nulius" explores the turmoil, destruction, and mistrust between Charles and Diana as they tour Australia. The two reconcile in the middle of the episode only for Charles to become jealous of Diana's popularity where he permanently damages their relationship for the rest of the season. It was this episode where I realized that Charles was not the decent man he was in season three. This episode is very depressing as this toxic relationship actually existed, though the acting was superb and the writing was quite strong. This episode proves to be why The Crown is one of the best television shows to have ever existed.
5. Ozark - "Fire Pink"
I truly believe Laura Linney's performance on this season of Ozark will go down in history. Specifically, "Fire Pink" is where she shines brightest. In "Fire Pink," Wendy hides her bipolar brother from the cartel after revealing to Helen's daughter the truth of Helen's occupation. After several mishaps and outbursts from Ben, Wendy makes the difficult decision to alert the cartel of Ben's location so that they can kill him. Perhaps the most heart wrenching moment of the series is when Wendy has a mental breakdown over her decision as she acknowledges the woman she has become. This show continues to amaze me, and it is due largely because of "Fire Pink."
6. Tiger King - "The Secret"
Tiger King takes the cake as truly one of the most bizarre, yet intriguing television series to ever grace our screens. The show is a cultural phenomenon, and it is not just due to the madness of the mind of Joe Exotic but due to his rival, Carole Baskin. "The Secret" explores the evidence and timeline of Carole Baskin's relationship with her husband. The conspiracies surrounding his death caused an uproar by fans as they took sides as to whether Carole Baskin killed her husband or not (she did). The episode was such a mind-f**k, and it still has people talking to this very day. The episode was a 45 minute acid ride, and I was pleased at the entertainment it gave me.
7. Unorthodox - "Part 1"
This show came as a shock to me. When I saw that it came out, I was not interested to watch it; however, I heard rave reviews, so I decided to give it a go. It was because of the premiere that I continued to watch it because "Part 1" is incredible. Esty, a young, Jewish woman, runs away from her conservative lifestyle to find her mother in Paris. The premiere sets up the theme of the restrictions of religion. What I liked about the premiere is that any religion can be substituted in Judaism, and you may get the same result. Esty's transformation from the beginning to the end of the episode shows viewers how religion can be hypocritical no matter what it teaches you.
8. The Walking Dead - "Walk With Us"
Yes, I know. There are still many haters of The Walking Dead, but for the most part, season ten was another incredible season of the show. Particularly, "Walk With Us" includes many twists and surprises throughout the entire episode. Gamma's death shocked me as I thought she could have been a permanent member of one of the communities. Of course, Alpha's death is surprising (if you have not read the comics), but Carol being the one behind Negan's escape in order to kill Alpha came out of left field. Carol proved once again in this episode that she is the best Walking Dead, no ifs, ands, or buts.
9. Lovecraft Country - "Sundown"
I admittedly stopped watching Lovecraft Country after episode three, but "Sundown" kept me watching for two more episodes. The pilot episode combined science fiction with realistic instances of racism experienced in the South during the Jim Crow Era. The episode was masterful, and it had me interested in the plot as the characters searched for the protagonist's father. I think the anthology aspect of the show kept me from watching episodes four and on, but nobody can deny that the premiere was action-packed, emotional, and disturbing - all the elements it takes to make an amazing episode of television.
10. The Mandalorian - "Chapter 16: The Rescue"
Ok. I did say I was not going to rank the episodes, but if I did then "Chapter 16: The Rescue" would be my favorite episode of the year. Star Wars has really placated my anxiety this year as I watched The Clone Wars this year, and I have re-watched the complete Skywalker Saga. For Star Wars I am quite thankful. The finale of The Mandalorian gave me everything I wanted in a show: action, adventure, character development, resolutions, and twists. Grogu and the Mandalorian's relationship will always be one of the best television relationships ever told and if anyone had to take Grogu away from Mando, then I am glad it's Luke Skywalker. The ultimate surprise of this year was a younger, digital Luke Skywalker making a surprise appearance in The Mandalorian. The best part of his appearance was seeing him at the peak of his use of the force as the sequel trilogy never really gave us Luke using his lightsaber skills. I loved this episode so much, and it proves that Disney can tell a good, fun, and sensible Star Wars story.
Thank you for reading my "Top 10 Best TV Episode of 2020." Let us all hope for a brighter 2021 as more television makes its way onto our screens for us to escape to. Leave a comment telling me your thoughts or your favorite TV episodes of 2020!
Monday, July 27, 2020
Ranking the Universal Monster Movies
What is the first word that comes to my mind when I hear The Invisible Man? Fun. That is the word because I had so much fun watching this movie. I think what I loved about this film is that it does not take itself too seriously, yet is effective in its storytelling abilities. This is the first movie in the Classic Monster Universe with Claude Rains that I saw, and he definitely left a lasting impression on me. I loved the comedy with the tavern owner and her repeated screaming, the montage where the Invisible Man is causing chaos throughout the land, and the scene where the Invisible Man kills his work partner Kemp. Those moments are definitely going to be ingrained in my head from my time of watching these Monster films. Though not a scary film, I do find an invisible person with no morals roaming the lands to be pretty eerie. Maybe it would not be too hard to catch him (for example the ending), but the presence of the unknown is a scary thing in itself. I was fully invested in this movie due to its memorable characters and its genius dialogue, so I could definitely see myself watching this again in the near future.
Thank you for reading my ranking of the Universal Monster movies. Please leave a comment if you wish. I always appreciate feedback! Have a great day, and be respectful towards one another!
Sunday, July 19, 2020
The Witch (2015) Review
Recently, I have been obsessed with binging videos and podcasts from the YouTube channel Dead Meat . I have always had a love for horror movies with my first being Scream. Ever since then, horror films have been a huge part in my life and are a big reason why I decided to be an English major. I always hear on the Dead Meat channel that one of their favorite movies is The Witch. The film tells the story of a Puritan family who is excommunicated from their settlement due to different religious beliefs. After finding a new home, the family experiences great tragedy when their newest-born member is stolen and unbeknownst to them, killed by an old witch. Thomasin, the family’s eldest child, is mocked and tyrannized by her family for the child’s disappearance and the events that come after. Today, I will be giving my review on The Witch and what I enjoyed about the film as well as what I interpret the film to mean. Shoutout to Dead Meat for giving me the idea to watch this movie! Spoilers ahead!!! (The film is on Netflix if you are wondering where you can watch it.)
First, I must say that I liked the film. I would definitely recommend it to you to watch. It does not depend on jump scares, but relies on the uncanny atmosphere and the unknown appearance and motivation of the witch terrorizing the family. I think that is why I liked this movie so much. I do not like horror films with a paranormal focus and the reliance on jump scares. That is why I liked Us so much. It was scary without cheap jump scares. The writers did an excellent job in transporting me to early Puritan times due to the language they used as well as the talented actors they chose to showcase in the movie. The girl who played Thomasin and the woman who played Katherine were definitely the standouts in an already outstanding cast. I also have to give a round of applause to the other child actors who took such complex roles and made them into their own.
A particular scene that I loved from the film is when Caleb comes home after going missing from the family after being seduced and taken by the witch. What comes next is definitely the most startling part of the film. Caleb is definitely possessed as his mouth becomes sewn and he coughs up an apple that the witch presumably forced into him. The apple symbolizes Caleb’s possession and before he dies, he finds comfort in god with a disturbing, yet cheerful grin on his face. You have to watch the scene to get the full effect of being fearful in that moment of watching the movie, but it is very well done by the actor who plays Caleb.
Another reason why this film is scary is because of the way Thomasin’s family treats her due to thinking she is a witch. The fact that people were treated this way by family members back in those times is unsettling, and it makes me feel for those who were persecuted because they had different thoughts and feelings then those of the “normal people.” Seriously though, I wanted to reach through my T.V. screen and strangle her family. A theory I have of what the film is trying to convey is that religion can become hypocritical if you always try to find a way bring it into matters. Thomasin is shown to be talking to god throughout the film, but she does not abuse her religion like her mother and father do, especially the mother. The mother constantly brings her religion into every matter. The other family members are shown to be more rooted in their faith than Thomasin, yet she is definitely the one who sins the least in the movie. The mother constantly berates her daughter, her father admits his pride at one point, the twins jeer at Thomasin throughout the movie’s entirety, and Caleb shows lust towards his sister and the witch. To me, the movie’s ending proves this to be valid interpretation of the film’s motivation.
The ending of the film shows Thomasin being the sole survivor of the witch’s hands and the family’s madness. This is most likely due to her being saved from the witch because she knows that Thomasin is most like her (and the devil’s) kind. It is ironic that the supposed “good” religion is the one that makes Thomasin feel excluded, yet the supposed “evil” religion embraces her with open arms. At one point in the film, Thomasin pretends that she is a witch and mocks the religion by teasing her twin sister for her constant jabs, yet the religion still includes her with open arms. This is not to say that the religion is not evil because it definitely is, but the movie draws parallels to both religions by showing the family’s extremist religious beliefs that eventually turn “devilish.”
The goat, Black Phillip, is revealed to be the devil at the end of the film who is responsible for Thomasin joining the cult of witches in the woods which was definitely the other scariest part of the film. It made sense why the twins were misbehaving in the film and why they tried to blame Thomasin for the family’s troubles. The twins eventually reveal that Black Phillip has been talking to them. I think that Black Phillip was just trying to get the twins to do his dirty work by causing chaos on the farm, so that he could find a new follower which would eventually be Thomasin. The scene where Black Phillip stabs the Will, the father, with his horn actually got me. It was the only jump scare in the film, but it served the purpose of Black Phillip getting Thomasin to join his cult, so he had to get the father out of the way to speed up the process. The twist as a whole was very clever, and I liked how the writers tapped into the lore of goats being devil-like creatures.
Overall, the movie is well-executed, and it shows a different side of horror that is not explored enough. It plays with your mind, and it makes you wonder if certain things are truly what they seem or not. I did not know about this movie until hearing about it recently which is quite a shame because I feel as if it is underrated and underappreciated. I will eventually rewatch the movie at some point because I feel as if I will see things differently or will interpret the message of the movie in another way.
Thank you for reading my review and interpretation of The Witch. I would really appreciate some feedback and/or comments if you can. Please be safe and be respectful towards one another!
Ranking "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" Seasons
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